Joke:
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had Lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is Engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
Married For 20+ years.
We were chatting about our Relationships and decided
To amaze our men by Greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, Stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed To meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's How it all went..
My engaged Friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came
Over he Found me with a black leather bodice, tall
Stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are
The woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
Passionate love all Nightlong.
The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
Wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels
And Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat
He didn't say a word, But he started to tremble and
We had wild sex all Night.
Then I had to share my Story:
When my husband came home I Was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos And a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door And saw me he said,
"What's for Dinner, Batman?"
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