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Joke: The following is a telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia. The call was recorded and later published in the Far East Economic Review.
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Loom sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room service"
RS: "Rye..Loom sorbees..morny! Jewish to odor sun teen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bay cone...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An sun toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "Sun toes? July sun toes?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.
RS: "Toes! Toes!...why hew don one toes? Ow bow english mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. your oder - strangle ache, crease bay cone, tossy english mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tenjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome."
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